Apple spliced with caviar by Nigel Slater. Photography and manipulation by Victor Watts.

With aplogies to Rene Magritte, -the magazine's idea, not mine, although I wouldn't be the first to rip off the great man.

Magritte once said that -'to be a surrealist... means barring from your mind all remembrance of what you have seen, and always being on the lookout for what has never been.'

But then Salvador Dali once said -'Those who do not want to imitate anything, create nothing'...